| Olympic jokes!
So what about the gymnast who dismounted from the apparatus and finished his routine by doing three turns with a bloody big fish under his arm?
Turned out to be a triple somersalt with a pike!!
And then there was the athlete walking through the arena with a long wooden stick on his shoulder. A reporter asked him: "excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?"
Athlete replies:"no I'm German actually, but how do you know my name is Valter?"
As for the women weighlifters jerking a clean snatch.......
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