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| Originally Posted by Bren Tierney Then pray to Doug! Get down on your knees and pray for deliverance from what weather afflications are ailing you!  |
Firstly, I WILL not get down on my knees in front of ANY man.
Secondly, IF Doug is an alien, sorry, deity, he will have my devotion the moment my surprise YBOD is delivered.
Thirdly, just in case, I would like a bit more confirmation of his status as a deity. Perhaps some independent corroboration of any miracles (minor or otherwise). I'm sure Doug is very nice.
Fourthly, if he CAN do anything about the weather I will also need him to take me back in time to yesteday so I can get the right EANx mix for this mornings dive. Mind you, he can probably wiggle his fingers and just change the mix as required.
Fifthly, I'm not convinced.
Sixthly, OH NO - the lead has just broken in my Pentel - I BELIEVE, I BELIEVE!
Seventhly, has anyone noticed I'm overdoing the use of "ly" after the numbers? Is the use of "ly" after any number correct or should it be FIRST, SECOND etc?