[Davey Willo]

Originally Posted by Bren Tierney

Davey mate,

Good, true, honest 'learning' experiences are never out of date mate - you visited the abyss, controlled the fear and came back: and good on yer for it!

Other divers learn from experiences like this as sure a 5 years olds learn to read from teachers.

However, one thing I don't think I can ever forgive your is this:



You will, of course, submit and present yourself for summary flogging at a place and time of the 'Pedant Collective's' (see, we can be Borg too ) choosing - about which you will contacted in short order

Takes balls to recount a story like this squire - doubly so in such lucid terms. Thanks - I benefitted from it, as, I'm sure did others.

As much as you'd like to see my skinny white ass bent over for your flogging I'd like you to examine the evidence for the defence....


11 entries found for dove

. dived, or dove (dv) dived, div·ing, dives

1. 1. To plunge, especially headfirst, into water.
   2. To execute a dive in athletic competition.
   3. To participate in the sport of competitive diving.
2. 1. To go toward the bottom of a body of water; submerge.
   2. To engage in the activity of scuba diving. <<<<<<-------
   3. To submerge under power. Used of a submarine.
3. 1. To fall head down through the air.
   2. To descend nose down at an acceleration usually exceeding that of free fall. Used of an airplane.
   3. To engage in the sport of skydiving.
4. To drop sharply and rapidly; plummet: Stock prices dove 100 points in a single day of trading.
5. 1. To rush headlong and vanish into: dive into a crowd.
   2. To plunge one's hand into.
6. To lunge: dove for the loose ball.
7. To plunge into an activity or enterprise with vigor and gusto.

So sir, I say to you, put away the cat, for my buttocks shall remain unblemished...

Dave