| steps back in amazement!
Diving at 15, off Dover, in a semi? What on earth is your father thinking???
If I was your father, you wouldn't have to worry about such things, believe you me. Mainly because you'd be cleaning chimneys 18 hours a day, that's why!
What's wrong with you shandy-drinkers, don't you burn coal any more, all smokeless zones and gas fired central heating now, is it?
And cover up those table legs as well, I feel the urges stirring within!
__________________
Think Elvis!! |