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| Originally Posted by Porg And now you know why the sea is salty......... |
No, I don't! With a dick like that and no hands to grab the soap and flannel I'd have thought the sea would be cheesy.
If you are suggesting what I think you are suggesting I would like to assure everyone that I do not have a moustache, studded cap etc and never stand with hands on hips in a camp fashion. My prefered nibble is muffins.
When I have to eat sausages I always cut them up and dunk them in brown sauce ....no, wait, that doesn't sound very good, does it.
I like girls and I'm not sure how I would know "why the sea is salty".
Young lady, I hope this is something one of your friends told you about?
