Quote:
| Originally Posted by Mr T. Andy,
is there no beginning to your talent?  |
I can't green blob you, apparently, but have a virtual green blob on me.
There used to be a site - on Dilbert.com I think - that would generate performance reviews that were like this. In fact, there still is, and this is my review:
Performance Appraisal for Mr. Hill:
Mr. Hill has proven to be one of the company's larger investments and no one has caught him sleeping on the job. Mr. Hill does the kind of work you don't expect to see today. His performance defies measurement and it's tough for management to keep up with him. Additionally, Mr. Hill has name recognition throughout the divisions. Mr. Hill works behind the scenes. He has been responsible for the changes in our work group dynamics. Not surprisingly, he handles assignments with unlooked-for creativity. For completeness I should mention that Mr. Hill knows the value of office equipment.
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/di...questions.html
I thought of another damning faint (or should that be feint? Pedants, help!) praise:
"Many wonder at the extent of his knowledge"