Ah... a mess of lines though it is, it is still just one big long tunnel. But that does explain why the lines are like that, maybe someone set them up like that so they could piss off students? Still, it is fun when you hit that big starfish of lines!!!
Florida still gets my vote, not many places in this day and age where you can still see a burning cross or a man in pointy pillow case. It's like a human zoo or a Deliverance theme park, it's great fun laughing at rednecks. Get a cholesterol check when you get back though but if you like gravy on everything then it is the place to be.
If you like good food and women with their own teeth then France is the better choice