Ey up mate
1:size of boat- not to fussed as long as I can kit up without standing on anyone

2:location- Derbyshire born so everywhere coastal is a hike
3:cost- don't mind paying for good service
4:wrecks- yes please

5:harbour access - as long as I can avoid vertical ladders it's all good
6:sensible sailing times - my earliest leave time was 1.30am
7:skipper- can make or break a dive trip
8:quality of tea- ex firefighter so I can drink anything

9:cheap B&B : nice not essential
10: parking - not fussed as long as the car is still there on my return
11: when the YD jonah is booked to dive at the opposite end of the country
When are you next out midweek mate as question 11 needs a UK wet?
Safe diving,
Steve