OK, so one PM and all this is easily cleared up. I think I have some idea what is goign on now.
I'm sure your wife popped one out didn't she Simon? Or was it just a photo where you were stealing all the glory from a tiny little baby with the million dollar smile (and strange arrangement of facial hair) that seems to have got you noticed by the YD laydees...
Oh God, to think I missed some simple gossip. Now I'm the one out of the loop again.
This weekend in the Lakes I want to know everything that's happened for at least the last 6 months please kids, and I need it in simple terms.
Dive God Doug, for example. Having dived with him, where did that come from?
And where has Peter K gone?