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| Originally Posted by Paul Oliver .................Me and the Dude are actually dive slags who will dive with just about anyone, in fact i think if offered a beer we WOULD dive with anyone  ......................... |
Speak for yourself Mr bearded bsac DO.................
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Being PADI, l would dive with anyone for half a pint............................
oh and that's before the dive...............
Yeah it was great to meet the oldies, top the list Paul O, Juzzie baby & the Chociie princess, Andy & luvverly Jo and the two young Andies, do l feel small when l meet Janos, Tom and the skyscraper Nick.(at least two jars of honey at easter mate, don't tell anyone else)
Ian l sorta missed you, probally because l was talking to Sue and Scubachick, understandable really.
Mark Powell, now you know what you're in for in for in Cyprus.
The dive girl girls, luv you to bits, even though you tried to make the dude look silly............(not hard`really)
Ian and Sue, when are you going to make tees etc in normal mans size? i.e.3XL not wimpy smaller stuff.
Dann E, nice to meet you, did you buy me a beer? if not you owe me one, not sure why but het does it matter.
Paul and Corinne, are you feckin stupid, listening to Paul O????????? in a bar??? Actually you were probally OK, bots of beer at 3 squids, ole tight arse Pauls probally didn't have that much to drink.
l live in Stanmore on the outskirts of London, so how long do you think it took me to get there??????
2 hrs 40 mins on london feckin transport
So how long to get hiome???
3 hrs 10 mins........... it seemed to me that the whole of London Transport was closed for maintenance.
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Silence
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Is Mr T on Holiday??????????????
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Yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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For a week at least, no more twenty paragraphs saying what could be said in one sentance!
