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Hi/
Just a quick moan and Ill be on my way, things happen in 3's / 4's erindoors put the telly on the shelf in the motor home, round the first corner the telly goes crash, she forgot to put it on the snot cloth, to stop it sliding, OK forgiven.

Last night she rang me at work to tell me the telly has gone funny at home, "OK dear ill sort it when I come home", gets home the telly is only showing red and blue, the sky has no signal, the VCR is locked up solid, and all she said she did was try to tape a program, she has never taped a thing in her life other than presents, any body want her she's free if you take her off my hands.

Shhhhhiiiiiissssss.