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Porg forgot a few things..... less haste more ... sommat

Apparently badgers are dense... try running one over and see who comes off worse! This could explain why they don't bother to look when they come to a road. Now otters are alegedly quite bright and have learned their green cross code! Ever wondered why you never see an otter in an indian restaurant?

Yes this was a YD trip. We did have a stonkin curry, but the watresses hated the indian staff, and their delivery driver obviously hated them all. Our waitress was well euhamistically F***kin huge, and the "lass" taking phone orders made our waitress look diminutive!

Sunday dawns and my finger nuckle hurts- well I'm just been a bit jealous of all the free chamber trips and the attention people have been getting recently, so I rings the help number and several questions later (it doesn't help to have Porg laughing her head off when the question is "has your personality changed?") it is decided that crushing the digit on friday is the cause not DCS. Now how did that get reported to the group Helen? I must say that the alledged injury could NOT have happened in that way as I use my other hand for that purpose!

Otters apparently have a 35 minute metabolism from injestion to ejection, which is probably why you never see them in an indian restaurant, they probably just have take aways. If the restaurants got comodes, then hey they'd probably corner the market and clean up!

Who said the Clutha is a modified dutch clog? Well she certainly dances up the Clyde and makes an excellent dive boat. Loads of shelter a good skipper and crew. Superb soup. And on sunday they even got the number three roller out and smoothed the clyde!!

Just one last thing on our last dive, hanging there, dodging Lions maine wobbly jobs, bumped into Porg and Stuart on the shot. Well, I have never seen anyone underwater, rolling round the floor laughing and slapping the floor to make you stop....... just cos I got more deco than you H. Anyway time comes for Helen to leave, and.......... OMG I have been assimilated by the Porg! shes only managed to wrap her dangly hoses round my neatly stowed torch! Then when she does get free, I feel a pop........ a sort of weightbelt pop..... steady girl that can wait till we're back on the boat I've still got another 7 mins to do! I then find I can't do it back up and hold on to the shot, well thank god for my excellent buddy! It turns out it is just my harness waistband, but too late I've already cacked myself!

Cracking trip, thanks to everyone who made it such fun and especially to Porg - couldn't hve done it without you!

Cheers, Paul