What, YES I am stupid? All right, it's a fair cop.
Then again - Stoney's a 3hr drive for me and Eastbourne marina's 20min, Brighton's 45min, Dover's 60min & Littlehampton's 80min (much MUCH less in the Jag at 5AM as I discovered on Sunday

).
As our dear leader Mr Tony Blair says - relocation, relocation, relocation.
And all you smug gits in Devon & Cornwall with all that lovely vis can just ferk off right now
PS Lou - keep the faith. The future's out there and it tastes salty. Um. Errrr...