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Old 23-12-03, 10:12 AM
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Quote[/b] (Porg @ Dec. 22 2003,21:02)]... in jest, not as a cutting bitchy remark for which i would have stapled his testicles to his earlobes and his foreskin to his chin).

... one of the funniest things i read was "all things being equal, fat people use more soap" - out of lifes simple observations, that is a classic.  I dont want to look like Jennifer Lopez, Posh, or anyone else.  

I laugh at short jokes (watch you dont trip over your tampon string etc)
I laugh at blonde jokes (what do you call three blondes sat together?  A wind tunnel)
I laugh at men jokes (oh where to begin...)
I laugh at everything that i find funny.  If you dont like that, bite me.
Hey porg

marry me please *grin* we can discuss who gets the sex change later....but I could live with that sense of humor!

moray ( I've a right to be fat!)
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