[nigelH]

*ring-ring* *ring-ring*
"Hello Seiki Systems. How can I help you?"
"Tara? It's me. Nigel. I'm locked in the loo..."

Thank goodness for a mobile phone....

It was an hour and a quarter and, thankfully, it was the outer door not the inner one so I passed the time pulling faces at the mirror and trying to work out why the soap dispenser had bunged up but it was still a bore...

...well except for the last bit as the level of power tools in use on the lock escalated but I have now been rescued. What sort of idiot specified a self deadlocking hardened locakable catch for a loo door where a plastic, spring loaded bump would do? Oh well... I suppose I'll have to do some work this afternoon...