| Nerd Jokes
1. Two kittens sitting on a sloping roof, which one slides off first?
The one with the smallest myu.
2. Professor Heisenberg was pulled over by the police for driving at 140mph down the M1. The traffic cop walked over to his car and said "Excuse me sir, but do you know how fast you were driving?"
"No" said Heisenberg, "But I can tell you exactly where I am!"
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