Actually, the asmwer to the second one is that the driver is the twin borhter of the HGV driver who always pulls out of a junction in front of you, making you slam on your brakes, to then sit doing 49.752mph (after he has worked up to it over a couple of miles) when again, you have 1/2 mile of clear road behind you.
And they are both cousins of the articulated lorry driver who doesn't wait for enough room to pull out on a roundabout and hence blocks your exit, leaving you parked in the middle of the roundabout waiting for 40m of trailer to inch its way across in front of you.
I am suprised you didn't know this
