I've had no end of problems with the sods in the past and this was the icing on the cake. Anyway, not libellous. Given that, by definition, the vast majority of peeps aren't averse to the odd 'knuckle shuffle' from time to time (according to what I read in the mags you understand) -
technically I'm not being libellous. Though I admit it might be a job to prove it in court...."Exhibit A- a sniff of Mr UPS' fingers, m'lud."
And what's wrong with bright yellow? It's the new black I hear
There are rumours there's a fella out there diving his with the cover painted a la Turtle (real one that is)