[Finless]

Whilst watching a recorded Stargate episode (about the ORI) it suddenly struck me as to why I am bereft of the super powers that I feel, nay believe I am destined to have.

Can you imagine the chaos and carnage there would be if everybody had super powers?

Now I am CERTAIN that I have the correct mental state and balance to be trusted with super powers so therefore it has to be YOU lot that are holding up the next step in my human evolution. Well, thanks very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm, what powers to have ...........

Laser Eye Guy ............ that would melt my contact lenses.

Electricity Boy ......... nar, there'd be freeloaders trying to syphon of me all the time.

Sexual Prowess Man ........... well, no need for any more power in that department I don't think.

Gill Girl ........... not a power/person I'd like to be but it is always nice to know someone who spends a lot of time below.

The Flash ......... with global warming there is too much chance of a sunburned willy.

Wonder Woman ................ is she contemplating lesbianism?

Invisible Man ................. no way, not after what happened between Superman and Wonder Woman when she was sunbathing naked. Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

I'm not really sure who I'd like to be out of the plethora of known cartoon characters........ nor am I certain of what super power I'd like to have ............

What about you fellow possible super heroes?