I won't bore you with the details but the synopsis is; Me in Arctic. Bear wanders up to tent. I hear it. Grab gun. Gun frozen solid. Bear outside door of tent. I yell "FCUK OFF" in a slightly panicky voice. Off It fcuked. Do you think there's a book in this? 
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