[wilbo]

right.. my favourites (and they were all good) were:




3rd..TooTricky:
Nick: "I'll say goodbye now, since we're diving together"

2nd.. Howard Payne:
"Digger's asked us to do the safety cover for his next big push on Dorothea"
"Isn't she that fat bird from Solihull?"
"Yeah - so it's extra vet lube and tie his foot to the sink then?"
"Bungied knickers apparently"
"That boy'll meet a sticky end one of these days"

1st.. Purple Vonny:
"Come along Emily, let's get out of this rubber gear and put our frocks on."
(in a Little Britain stylee..)

Very, very good Von.. made me laugh loads..

right.. over to you my dear..