| It was only the hunchback of notre dame that smiled for the camera at the '50s B movie convention, the creature from the black lagoon and the elephant man submerged and turned their backs respectively.
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'Look, I told you that I could fart hard enough to make the water ripple, that's a fiver you owe me!"
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Complete Bastard BSAC initiated the new member with the old 'I tell you to step back so I can get you all in the photo when there is a drop behind you ' trick.
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'Look lads, nice try, but I think PADI will look elsewhere for the new publicity models'
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DDRC manual, page 94. The illustration above demonstrates the classic reaction of the British Diver [subaquaticus alcoholicus] when told the pub is open [right] and that it is topless barmaid night [left]. Groin strain may result.
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On reflection he should have allowed the Black Witch to cure before donning the recently repaired drysuit for an hour long dive.  |