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Originally Posted by big_si

THIRD PLACE (Was actually the one that made me laugh most but you won before me so I thought I should share it around a bit )

Originally Posted by Freeflow

Helen was known for pracicing her 'Morcombe and Wise' dance, but it was the first time anyone had caught it on film.

SECOND PLACE (Due to hilarious bizarreness)

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

Helen giggled as she discovered the reason behind the strange lump.......
Scubajay - 'You know I said "Stick a potato in your pants to impress the ladies"?'
Matty - 'Yes.'
Scubajay - 'Well I meant stick it down the front!!'

AND THE WINNER!!!! DUE TO STUNNING ACCURACY................... IS..................

Originally Posted by IanD

Helen smiled quietly to herself as she brewed up a bigee, ready for when Jason unzipped her

Over to you Ian! Have fun!