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This just in from Handbagnet, from an 'interested party' by the name of Ian Murphy:
"Give Your Thanks to the Mares Abyss
Now listen close and listen true,
for I have a tale to share with you,
forget the Apex and all the rest,
as the Mares Abyss is the very best.
My Abyss and I have seen it all,
the 4c quarry in spring and fall,
the wild Atlantic swell and storm,
the cargo holds in the Thistlegorm.
It gives you air both strong and true,
be they muddy waters or the crystal blue,
but the smartest thing the Italians done,
was make a reg which weighs half a ton.
You see, a lady loves a silent geezer,
as she yaps away over her Bacardi Breezer,
but you can't say a word through natter and hiss,
'cause you spent the day chewing the Abyss.
Our female friends like the quite type,
who listens patiently to gossip and hype,
but should the real truth ever be known,
your lips are sealed with a numb jawbone.
You smile and nod but never talk,
the few drinks lead to a romantic walk,
She likes your eyes and loves your butt,
but wants you most 'cause your gob is shut.
So as she bumps your hairy bits,
and slaps you 'round with swinging t**s,
enjoy the passion, love and bliss,
and give your thanks to THE MARES ABYSS."
Can't argue with a confident man.....
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