[Janos]

Well ladies and gentlemen, there have been some spectacular efforts. The standard of entries has been very high, but, as ever, it's been very hard to choose between them.

However, the winners, in reverse order are:

10. Anglseydiver: Janos sets about bagging £4,000.00 of spidge to the surface
6. Turbanator: Janos: Awww, c'mon Howard, up the bum, no babies!
9. Paul: "I'll have my top quality Hungarian lead back now please"
5. Milldog: CHG: if i breath off his kit i can get a 75m run time
8. Paul: Rule 1 - Never, ever get your double ender caught on another divers Butt ring
7. Mark: Unexplained CCR deaths were suddnly less of a mystery when a stealth GUE diver was caught in the act of sabotaging A YBOD
4. Frosty: Despite the heavy rain, the pikey fairground staff continued to open the gates but interest in the ferris wheel was limited.
3. Woz: (Who said it first): "Come on everybody let's conga!"
2. Hazel: I know I said I felt horny but..........


and the winner is...










..... [Chris Tarrant mode on]




























..... [Chris Tarrant mode off]
















1. Tom: Janos tried out his new homebuild scooter. Somehow he didn't think the 'Howard' would be as much of a success as the 'Gavin'

Who wins a red for calling me a clusterfcuk. But I will suspend giving it to him for a bit so that he can redeem himself by saying nice things about me.

Janos