Thanks for your efforts guys ... some of you even managed comedy in with the insults
Notable entries from ....
Prometheus - I'm not a camel shagger, I'm a camelshaggers son , I'm only shagging camels 'till the camel shaggings done.
Turbonator - Mal needed two hands to hide his exitement !
Tom - Mal hadn't expected to get a hump on his desert holiday.
Foggy - This is the strangest skiing holiday I have ever booked
Freeflow - Bernie Cliftons panto career went down hill after he changed his ostrich for a camel.
The Winner is:
Wilbo - Mal wasn't too sure about the new Egyptian 'Find me a bride' introduction service - "She is Russian you say?"
So Mark - over to you....
Mal
Paul W - You need to check the rules of the competition out, mate