[Eeyore]

Worth a try
I'm size XL
I'd be more than happy to re-test these fins!

Originally Posted by Kanga

It appears that the dye in old-style Mares red quattro fins has been associated with outbreaks of bird-flu across the globe. Korean peasants wearing red fins whilst tending to their ducks became inexplicably more ill than those peasants not wearing fins.

It has also been noted that divers wearing old-style red quattro fins experience a dramatic drop in 'cool' status.

We have therefore instituted a global recall of this product. Customers owning the old-style red quattros are asked to send them to me. I errr, I mean, Mares are offering two mars bars in exchange for red fins, and another pair of quattros in black, blue or yellow.

Yours Faithfully,

Product Safety Team