| I can see it now....
GP: (peering over the top of his/her half moon specs) Yes, what can I do for you today?
K: I have a spotty arse
GP: Well let's have a look at it then
K: Nooooooo, I'm not showing you, I'm embarassed but I might have stung it on some coral 3 weeks ago or it might be from weeing in my wetsuit or from getting jiggy with Turby on a coconut matting carpet in a far flung hut near a beach.
GP: (strokes chin and sighs)... If you told me you had grown a strawberry on your bottom I'd have said have this cream and come back in a week |