1) You start making plans for 2008 because you've already booked up most of 2007 and have run out of holiday entitlement
2) The weather forecast is the most important part of the news.
3) You plan a trip, book a boat then forget what date it is. Don't you Janos.
4) You don't consider it insane to get up at 4am
5) you have the LDC on speed dial
6) you know a lot about tides but live 200 miles from the sea
7) you are a member of YD
8) Your hair is the texture of straw and you have no fingernails
9) You carry KY around with you (and you are a male)
10) The main & only consideration for your next car purchase is the size of the boot
11) You have just taken a permanent job and seriously considered throwing a sickie 5 days into it for a days boat diving south of oban
12) You're female, you're in Debenhams and you suddenly realise you are bored and wishing it was a dive shop
13) You're female, under eighty and you don't consider it unusual to be buying Tena Lady incontinence pants (and KY jelly)
14) You are driving your car and some one lets you out into the line of traffic when you are on a side road, and you give them the 'OK' hand signal.