[Lazlo]

Originally Posted by David

I could, but then garf knows my login becuase he's ace. Also, while we're at it, on the evolutionary scale of diving, I am a small, mud-dwelling, single-cellular lifeform, with a prediliction for consuming my own excrement, whereas Garf is a great diver.

And I smell. And have a tiny willy.

That's a real shame - have some green to make up for it.