| Imported post Stop me if you've heard it...
A little old blind guy walks into an East End pub and after having ordered a pint says 'Anyone wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The barman replies 'Be careful mate. I'm six foot tall, keen on karate, and blonde. The chap to your left is a champion boxer, also blonde, the guy in the corner is a blonde karate instructor, and the two bouncers on the door are blonde twins wanted for armed robbery in 7 counties. Do you still think you should tell your blonde joke?'
After a pause for thought the little old man looks up and says, 'No I dont think I will, not if I have to explain it five times!' |