Hmmm... shed-loads of wine mentioned here, I have a picture of the average YD'er now
1. Manatees
2. A 'ploughmans' on a sunny day by a river.
3. Friendly 's
4. Chatting with interested old folk.
5. The sound of waves on a beach.
6. The sound of Carlos Santana givin' it large...
7. ... and his purcussionists.
8. Tom Baker's (ex-Doctor Who) documentary voice-overs.
9. Watching great boxers (Ali, Marvin Hagler, Osca 'D' etc) at work.
10. Ballet................ as played by Pele'
11. Gene Hackmans acting.
12. Mrs Berks' Thai dancing (how do they bend their fingers back like that?) and general loonacy.
13. Fish and chips, wi 'door stop' wedges of farmhouse loaf and Heinz ketchup.
14. Fuertaventura... what a magical island
15. The euphoria that comes with being insanely fit, as opposed to the one you get from insanity alone.
16. Beautiful breasts and soft, silky skin.
17. Mad, off-the-wall humour.
18. Eating raw jelly-fish and goose-crap sandwages.