[Buster Lung]

Here' another one for ya to get your teeth into.

A Dorset Police Officer attends Portland Bill Car Park. A favourite spot for bird watchers, tourists and a landmark most of us divers are familiar with.

There's been a recent spell of boy racers causing mayhem in the area etc.... We've all seen it.

The officer concerned attends with the intention of seizing a vehicle being used in a dangerous manner. Upon explaining to the driver of his intentions he is told to feck off and a crowd of fellow chavs gather. Feeling for his safety the officer quite rightly presses his panic button and requests urgent assistance.

Nobody comes to his aid. There is nobody. There are no officers on duty. He is alone.

The officer then retreats and the boy racers continue with their games safe in the knowledge that they won't be bothered again.