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Old 21-09-07, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by BJ
All women are not the same. My (2nd) wife can weld, mix concrete, wire up electrics and when I first took her out (she looked like every man's fantasy by the way) we had to stop by her mother's house for her to change the central-heating pump. I immediately asked her to marry me. She is like a bloke with tits! Unfortunately our two daughters are like - women.
Sounds perfect...but not quite.

You haven't said she owns a pub, makes her own sausages, hates dancing or watching soaps but loves curry.
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