[Hickdive]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you;

'The Night They Raided Minsky's'

starring Liza Minelli and Barbara Striesand.

No matter what other motion picture horrors you might see, this sucks butt in the manner of the suckiest buttiest thing ever committed to celluliod. See it and, if you ever meet it's stars, you will not be starstruck. Instead you will be filled with an overwhelming desire to pummel them with your bare fists until they are bleeding heaps of mince at your feet which you can then pour petrol on and delight in their flaming screams as they dance in front of you.

There is only one movie that can come close to this dross and that is;

'The Master of Disguise' starring Dana Carvey.

Ever wonder why Mike Myers went onto stardom with the Austin Powers franchise and Shrek whilst Dana Carvey vanished? Well, this is the reason. It is worse than sh*t. It is the kind of loose bowel movement you encounter after you've hard a hard night on the Guinness.

Almost every thread I ever post on has no further posts. Tonight that is justified.

Thank You.

Good Night.

You've been wonderful, I'm here all week.

Try the veal.