I'm not sure why but I do not like babies. In fact, I think they make me feel unwell - the smelly parasitic poop machines!
Anyway, why is it when babies are mentioned on TV there is no definite article or personal pronoun used? eg Does baby cry often. Baby will like this. Does baby puke orange vomit whilst its wrinkled stupid head spins round on its stubby neck?
The only way I'll ever have a baby is if I'm marooned and there is nothing else to eat!
