Quote: | Originally Posted by Woz Last time out we didn't break the boat but we did dye someone's hands blue, left someone else (Digger) at the Green Welly Stop, murdered a pet squat lobster called Steve (and ripped Jeff in half) and locked someone in the head for an hour.
And loved Shearer very loudly. In between Shouting, Excessive Shouting and Grandstanding.
We did bleed quite alot all over the Lochaline slip when we went drunken skinny dipping though. Sorry. |  oh for goodness sake <polite version>  (FFS being the other one) make sure u tidy up after yourselves this time...
us YD lot have high standards you know!! 
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and scotch in one hand, passport in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ "WOO HOO what a ride!"
2007: 161 sea dives incl shetland, north isles, lots of scapa, norway & 30 in the red sea
2008: 100 sea dives (19 in marsa shagra) bitten fins at May island; helen's deputy minion of MV Valkyrie |