| Parents of toddlers... teach them to squeal in that really high pitched way that bursts fellow shoppers ear drums and ignore them.
Also, encourage your children to run riot, they need the exercise. It is such fun for them to run up and down supermarket aisles crashing into people.
Yes, just to make sure everyone understands this rule, if you need to talk to your friend, stop where people can't get past and have a nice long natter.
People on electric scooters, you have right of way and can mow everyone down.
Department store ladies, yes, that orange make-up is very attractive and yes please, I would love to be squirted with Britney Spears perfume. In fact I think I'll buy a bottle.
Ho bloody ho. |