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| Originally Posted by neilh Who the hell would we get to judge it?!  |
Me. The winner will be the person who can come up with the phrase I need to say down a phone line to ensure that a replacement screw pops through my door.
I'll give you a clue: The phrase starts: "I'd like a..." and finishes in "...screw" (and yes there are words in between).
Janos
PS - I'll warn you now - I'll red anyone who comes up with any smut.