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Old 18-12-07, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Madfish
I have to say Janos, I think you are being somewhat disengenious here. Either the 'lady' in question has not done some sensible research in that cough area, or she has a bit of a pash for you......

The correct course of action, in my humble opinion is to either point said 'lady' to the direction of YD and get her to post her own questions OR you offer her what she is quite clearly angling for, namely a private examination in the compressor shed, complete with pretend zips, breast squashing & a 'round the upperbody bear hug' (measurement ). Then, if she persists, get the Dud to give a second opinion.

She may find her acoutrements are not so large after all
Rest assured that not only did the lady have her "bit of fluff" in close proximity, but Missus Janos was around so I don't think that's the cause. But nice of you to say

She was told by another female club member, who also has a large chest, that front-zipping drysuits were painfull across the chest but I've no idea if this is Chinese whispers or not so I thought I'd ask YD.

I said that I knew several women who wore front-loaders, but then was asked "and how big are their tits" and then I turned pink and retreated...

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