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| Originally Posted by Woz In that case I am more likely to get a bend in my knackers as I split the petrol tank using my testicles as padding.
After that bike accident you could stand round me and hit me with baseball bats and it would hurt less.
Tell me- are you currently inhaling through pursed lips with your arse cheeks clenched thinking "ooooooooooo that's gotta hurt"? |
Yup.
Almost exactly this happened to a mate at work (the tank didn't split) and he had plums as big as melons for ages...