| Luckily I have an extremely small penis so that was hardly damaged at all. But the internal bleeding pooled in my scrotum turning it Ribena purple then Coalite black and nicely swollen. While lying in bed in hospital with all the OAPs waiting for hip operations and a very camp bloke who broke his little finger in his shop's emergency exit door I took great pleasure in showing anyone who visited me (including my friends mum) the comedy rainbow effect on my love spuds. At one point I had red, yellow, green, purple, blue and black all happening at the same time.
In fact, I think there might be a photo hidden right at the back of a drawer somewhere that Missus Woz took.
Now. Who wants me to go searching? |