| If you get a bunch of bike racers together the conversation starts on racing, degenerates into crashing and they end up swapping hospital stories.
I do not come to Yorkshire Divers for that. I have too many old friend to limp in and do that to me. Give over.
<sigh> I'd be far happier to have metalwork in my limbs than the titanium spring in my heart but from the sound of the fun you guys have had I expect you've been introduced to my old friend 'the male urinary catheter'.
Have it fitted is 'novel' and having it removed is 'breathtaking'.
Remember and weep.
Mr. Morphine is your friend...
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