It must be crap when people judge you without really knowing you. I remember when you compiled your Boring Christmas List and I was number 20, that very nearly brought a tear to my eye when I first read the thread (or was it the fact that I poked myself in the eye taking my specs off)!
I've only met you a couple of times Dude baby and you seemed OK to me, so "wise up you old t*sser" and sod the ageist and fattist remarks. You're only on this planet once, so do what you want.
All the best..........Graham