Bloody Hell!
No wonder my ears were burning.
Learnt a few things today
Don t use twins at Dotty
Don t forget to attach the suit inflator........wet
Don t go diving with a nited fan and an Arse fan, things can only go downhill.
Don t believe the Big Boobs.com s tide predictions
Other than that things went swimmingly..except for shit buoyancy, new mask squeeze,wet socks etc. etc.
Oh, and Yazz when I said the 2nd exit off junction 9 , it wasn t code for take any bloody exit you can think of.
And your team were funny, so funny the match was actually on The Comedy Channel.
Martin, it would be a pleasure to carry your box up and down cardiac hill, you know the going rate.
Morag, darling I didn t say I couldn t drive(I d walk over broken glass to be your gardener

)I said dive, as proved today, and last week, and the week before etc. etc.
Mark, Yazz...today was fun as its supposed to be. Cheers