Easy fixed, just don't have any cute baby photos in the boat
Lactating?
Losing control of the old bladder? I don't know, you get to a certain age...
Jeez, you guys are Sooooo funny, in fact its down to swimming behind Sixy

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Give a hungry man a fish and he will eat for a day
Teach a hungry man to fish and he will buy a bad hat
Talk to a hungry man about fishing and you are a consultant.
Safe diving
Pete