Oops, sorry, I forgot about this last night.
Well ignoring the animated ones, funny but IIRC against the rules
and the duplicates and the inevitable Monty ones
Mentions in dispatches go to:
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| Originally Posted by Helen F H Franks seasickness was so bad he felt ill walking over damp sand..... |
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| Originally Posted by teddybeardiver I knew I should have worn suspenders, my stockings have fallen round my knees! |
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| Originally Posted by frosty the snowman Remembering that the tide could come in surprisingly quickly at Babbacombe, the diver braced himself. |
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| Originally Posted by Scubee Whose great idea was it to use a pebble key ring. I'll never find the boat key in this lot |
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| Originally Posted by Hazel W "Oh look .... sand flees!" |
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| Originally Posted by Woz Surrupticiously the diver bent down, unscrewed the nut on his valve and hoped the rest of the boat wouldn't notice the stream of piss running down his leg. |
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| Originally Posted by Foggy Attenborough voice on...
"here we see the mating ritual of the european diving bee"
....Attenborough voice off |
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| Originally Posted by tom The head-mounted weight system wasn't working as well as he had hoped. |
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| Originally Posted by Prometheus
Cruuutch straaapp...tooo ... tiigghhttt.
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| Originally Posted by Ding Dang Doo No one wanted the dive bore on the boat... so a quick game of hide and seek was suggested....
Count to 100 to give everyone a chance to.... errrrr...... hide....
Pete |
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| Originally Posted by Mark C
Hello there, i have'nt seen you for a long while
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| Originally Posted by Devon Rob The Badly bent diver was immediately returned to shore |
But the one that did it for me was:
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| Originally Posted by Mike Phillipson
PADI Pebble ID Specialility Course - £245.00 over 2 days.. Bargain!
Mike 
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Over to you Mike.