[Janos]

Oh, and I almost forgot. There were some bookings...

Captain Spanky's Little Yellow Naughty Book recorded:

Thursday

The TSA - poor rummaging techique
COntinental airlines - Having to pay for booze

Friday

Howard - For saying a naughty word
Mark - Excessively foul tongue
Howard, Mark, Angela - Excessive hat pride
Howard - For saying "shush"
Howard - For wearing a granny hat
Sophie - Book over-enthusiasm
Sophie - Book arguing
Janos - Being annoying
Janos - For being obsessed with the book
Woman wearing orange thong - Excessive wrongness
Ling - Unnecessary clothes faffing
Ling - Unnecessary clothes faffing
Ling - Unnecessary clothes faffing
Janos - Overestimating the size of a taco

Sunday

Matt - Excessive speed
Snorkellers - Excessive clothing
"Ruby" - Jumping cowardice
Mark - Being Overweight
Howard - Being overweight
Howard - Removing a fin after entangling it in a lights out drill and then losing it.
Janos - Diving without Due Care and Attention
Howard - Underwater dawdling
Mark - Preprepared Wetnote smugness
Howard - Having a shit rebreather
Mark - Encouraging Howard to buy a shit rebreather
Janos - Rebreather smugness
Patrick - Having an Irish name despite being Austrian
Patrick - Underwater hand-jiving
Janos - Being out hand-jived for the first time ever
Mark, Howard, Janos - Being deserters
Mark, Howard, Janos - Just not talking enough
Janos - Arguing the toss out of nothing

Monday

Mark - Gold band smugness
Janos - Having fat fingers
Howard - Excessive interruption
Patrick - Book apathy
Janos - Mask stupidity
Janos - Mask stupidity
Janos - Mask stupidity
Janos - Mask stupidity
Howard - Owning a reel made from depleted Uranium
Janos - Owning an unmarked reel
Mark - Hand jiving
Howard - "Lazy Cunt Diving"
Mark - Having amusing sunburn on the parts of his face not covered by his hood
Mark - Being a girly swot
Patrick - Drying his drysuit under a dripping ceiling

Tuesday

Mark - Early morning grumpiness
Howard - Cave floor / sea bed confusion
Janos - Underwater grumpyness
Mark - Aggressive finger prodding
Cave - For collapsing
Janos - For applying UK standards to "zero viz"
Howard - Looking like he was dead underwater
Patrick - Not realising that the above is usual Howard behaviour
Mark and Janos - Having a tiff
Howard and Janos - Trying to lose Mark by lifting up the line in the lost diver drill
Janos - Calling caveline string
Mark - Unnecessary enthusiasm for shutting his eyes and doing a simulated lights out exit
Janos and Howard - Being persuaded by Mark's enthusiasm to also shut their eyes and do a simulated lights out exit
Janos - For simulating the olympic flame with his backup torch on an unnecessary eyes-shut exit
Midges and mosquitos - Existing
Mark - More amusing sunburn
Howard - Running out of dil
Matt - Not being booked enough

Wednesday
Howard - Hosepipe accident
Janos - Calling his Cave Instructor crazy
Janos - Inability to drink beer
Patrick - Looking like a vegetarian
Mark - Lime theft
Janos - Locking himself out of his room
Mark - Not noticing a speedbump and bending Howard's rebreather
Dirk - Losing a fin
Walmart - Not stocking kettles
Janos - Excessive tit pride
Matt - Suggesting an inappropriate storage place for Janos to keep his backup torch
Janos - Excessive sweetbread consumption
Mark - Trying to get rid of wetnotes unsuccessfully
Howard - Having an excuse for crap buoyancy for the past ten years
Howard - Disappearing cookies (only he knows if he ate them)
Janos - Excessive signalling
Janos and Mark - Erotic signalling
Howard - Concealing the hole in his wing with his horizontal trim
Howard - Not being able to find the zip on a buddy wing and telling everyone they were zipless
Janos - Back seat diving

Friday

Mark - Book pride
Howard - Diving a Halcyon wing with a rebreather
Team - Excessive name calling
Howard - Book arguing
Matt - Deafness
Matt - Wanting to be booked
Howard - Excessive looseness when tightness was required
Mark - Taking it easy at No. 3
Janos - Underwater bossyness
Fat Americans on cavern tour - Underwater clusterfuck
Howard - Repeated looseness
Janos' mouthpiece on his bailout reg - Falling off during an OOA drill
Janos - Still not understanding zero viz
Janos - Excessive enthusiasm for a lights out drill through the restriction
Howard - The battery episode.
Patrick - Smugness on becoming a cave instructor

Saturday

Ling - Forcing Mark to be a dive slave.
Ling - Thinking that being underground in a flooded cave with just a small tank of air on your back is in some way unnatural.
Girl in tight gold lame shorts - Buying Wallmarts' entire stock of adult incontinece nappies.
Janos - Excessive staring
Janos - Not putting away Mark's rebreather
Mark - Treating Janos as some sort of rebreather lackey

Sunday

Minivan driver - Poor choice of hymns for a trip to Tulum
Dirk - Expecting the boat to come to him
Janos #2 cell - Eratic readings
Mark, Howard, Sue, Ling - Lack of stamina

Monday

Howard - Refusing to eat donuts
Mark - Having freaky feet
Patrick - Taking longer than a girl to get ready
Patrick - Book arguing
Mark and Howard - Keenness to suit up
Janos, Mark, Howard - Smugness on becoming qualified Cave divers
Mark - Loosing C-Card 15 minutes after getting it.
Howard - Stealing Mark's CD and card
The Cathedral - For being not nearly stressfull enough!
Mark - Losing more bits of kit

Tuesday

Janos - Going diving smugness
Mark and Howard - Having to go home
Bernie - Not being a 20 stone hairy arsed bloke
Bernie - Going up the wrong line
Piotr - Winding Janos up about restrictions
Janos - Torturing Howard and Mark with text messages

Wednesday

The restriction on the way to the Room of Tears - Not being half as challenging as Janos thought it would be
Howard and Mark - Not being in the Room of Tears
Janos - Underwater chuntering in the Room of Tears
Janos - Being too lazy to get out of his drysuit and riding in the back of Bernie's truck between cenotes
Janos - Underwater sledging at Gran Cenote
Patrick - Restaurant indecisiveness
Janos - Torturing Howard and Mark with text messages

Thursday

Holiday - For being over and having to go home
Continental - Stinging Janos for $100 for being overweight
TSA - Unnecessary grumpyness and rudeness
Continental - Not having free booze.