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The advantages of having Missus Woz cut your hair in the kitchen with clippers:
1. it's cheap
2. it's convenient
3. I can grope the hair dresser without being arrested
and the disadvantages
1. having her shave 1/2 your head then realise it's no.1 and not a no.3
I look like a bloody bouncer and my head's really cold when I go outside. |