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Old 03-03-08, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Woz
The advantages of having Missus Woz cut your hair in the kitchen with clippers:

1. it's cheap
2. it's convenient
3. I can grope the hair dresser without being arrested

and the disadvantages
1. having her shave 1/2 your head then realise it's no.1 and not a no.3

I look like a bloody bouncer and my head's really cold when I go outside.
Fear not Woz, this is just the firt step. I now cut my own hair and don't use the spacer. This has the advantages that:

1.It's cheap
2.It's convenient
3.I don't need shampoo
4. My hood and neckseal slip on as easily as a seal giving birth.
5.I have the opportunity, whilst I have the clippers in hand, to go for the 'last turkey in the butchers window' look to give the Mrs a bit of a surprise.
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